Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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