it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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