I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
nutella sex= disaster
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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