i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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