So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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