she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
id be glad to
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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