That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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