I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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