I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Floor bacon is actually really good
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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