He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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