so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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