She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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