I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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