Having a random hookup so left but love u
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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