do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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