your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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