She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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