You're completely useless in the revolution.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
My cat gives me a boner
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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