I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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