I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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