If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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