i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
send nudes
from the living room?
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