Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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