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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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