i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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