fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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