We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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