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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Good decisions....

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up

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(541): View more from Oregon

So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap

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(858): View more from California

he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order

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(503): View more from Oregon

You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??

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(732): View more from New Jersey

His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him

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(256): View more from Alabama

Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.

(228): View more from Mississippi

Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood

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