You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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