drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I will pee on everything he values.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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