remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
