There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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