in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize