a queef is a wish your heart makes.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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