Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize