Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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