dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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