I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
No subtext here. People are naked.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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