i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We don't watch enough power rangers
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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