If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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