i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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