She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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