party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
why is half of my head shaved?
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