I heard we made out
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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