Do you still have your period?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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