should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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