Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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