I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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