May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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