summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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