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Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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