I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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