You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you didnt know i had herpes?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
All the doctor said was why
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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