I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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