It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
vagina is talking i cant
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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