I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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