real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?