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• (248): View more from Michigan

  real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair

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• (805): View more from California

  Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?

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