Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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