That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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