I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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