can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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