you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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