just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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